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what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me

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youputthetowelonthetable:

barryyouasshole:

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets

jalapeño business

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crrocs:

“i spend 24hrs on tumblr and i have no life haha peasant xD”

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vanillish:

“pitbull feat christina aguilera”

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indianbiatch:

Hi im lil wayne and welcome to The View

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beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

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amoying:

when will my reflection show who i am inside?

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